my big toe

You can see the big toe on my right foot there - dead centre bout a quarter of the way up.

My Big Toe

my big toe is kinda friendly
likes to go wherever I go and incidentally
rain or snow walkin or in a Bentley
he's always down below workin diligently

but some times he gets to feelin low
so I take him for a ride on a Dr. Scholl's
he looks up smiles at the sun
he's so happy to see everyone

but what he really likes when he is able
is to find a pretty toe under the table
and what they do well I won't relate
but it ain't nothing unnatural for a toe his age

ya my big toe is kinda friendly
likes to go wherever I go and incidentally
rain or snow walking or in a Bentley
he's always down below lookin intently

for a pretty toe yes a well formed digit
and when he sees a sandal he really starts to fidget
he's got a mind of his own drags the rest of me along
and to this miss I explain her broken toe strap is to blame

you see my big toe is kinda friendly
he likes to go wherever I go and incidentally
rain or snow walkin or in a Bentley
he likes your toe look at him acting toe friendly

he likes to move in and make a little toe talk
then curl up in an old wool sock
and what they do well I won't go into
but you'd do it too if you were in all winter

my big toe is kinda friendly
likes to go wherever I go and incidentally
rain or snow walkin or in a Bentley
he's always down below workin digigently

music/lyrics copyright 2003 randy sutherland
from the CD 'the sky starts at your feet'